1
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These survivalist trips
can get pretty tough, Higgins.

2
00:00:02,438 --> 00:00:04,235
Just because
they're at the prison farm

3
00:00:04,271 --> 00:00:06,239
doesn't make them
hardened criminals, Magnum.

4
00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:11,744
Higgins, please answer.
You're in big trouble. Higgins!

5
00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:12,972
Doug, shoot!

6
00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,016
Look, we can't leave
Higgins here alive.

7
00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,785
Higgins!

8
00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:21,219
Thomas!

9
00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:26,719
Shoot him!

10
00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,457
Shoot him,
Clint! Shoot!

11
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<i>I had become separated from
my unit during a skirmish,</i>

12
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<i>and I had spent nine days
alone in the jungle,</i>

13
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<i>sustaining myself on the small
creatures that I was able to entrap...</i>

14
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<i>ever mindful of the fact that I
was the hunted, as well as the hunter.</i>

15
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<i>On this particular morning,</i>

16
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<i>my predators had moved to
within a few yards of my camp.</i>

17
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<i>And I knew that an unfortunate
member of the enemy patrol</i>

18
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<i>had tripped one of my many
spring-trap devices.</i>

19
00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,180
<i>As they moved ever closer to me,</i>

20
00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:07,652
<i>I plotted my last attempt
at survival,</i>

21
00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,986
<i>knowing that cunning rarely
prevails over firepower.</i>

22
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<i>Fortunately, I was not
wounded seriously, and...</i>

23
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<i>And you overpowered
the patrol leader,</i>

24
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held the three men captive until
Allied forces took the area.

25
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<i>I'm sorry, Higgins.
I really have to run,</i>

26
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and I really didn't
want to miss that story.

27
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<i>You guys enjoy your trip. When
did you say you were due back, Del?</i>

28
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It's usually late
Monday morning.

29
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Usually?

30
00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:59,001
That means you've had to
come back earlier sometimes?

31
00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:00,506
Of course not.
Why wouldn't he?

32
00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:04,408
<i>Well, these survivalist trips can get
pretty tough, Higgins, even for kids.</i>

33
00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:07,379
No problem there. These guys
are pretty tough themselves.

34
00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:11,442
<i>Well, I kind of presumed they were,
considering their present address.</i>

35
00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,452
Just because
they're at the prison farm

36
00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,647
<i>doesn't make them
hardened criminals, Magnum.</i>

37
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Mr. Haynes has certainly counseled the
boys long enough to know the best ones.

38
00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,394
<i>Higgins, I think
it's a good program.</i>

39
00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,692
<i>I think it's great that you're
volunteering to go along,</i>

40
00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,425
and don't worry
about anything here.

41
00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:27,467
<i>I mean, I couldn't even
get in touch with you</i>

42
00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:29,024
if there was an emergency here.

43
00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:31,469
So I guess you'll just have
to trust me to handle things.

44
00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,098
<i>Well, if it were a real
emergency, you could reach us.</i>

45
00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:35,698
I always take a shortwave along.

46
00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:37,471
You do?

47
00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:42,076
That means that you could get
off the island earlier if...

48
00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,810
<i>Magnum, what is going on?</i>

49
00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:44,873
Going on?

50
00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,044
This obsession
with my itinerary.

51
00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,850
Is something happening this
weekend of which I'm unaware?

52
00:04:49,223 --> 00:04:50,952
<i>Well, I'm not sure.</i>

53
00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:55,658
<i>Look, Higgins, when was the last
time you were in a survival situation?</i>

54
00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,892
I see.

55
00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:01,298
You're suggesting that I may no longer
be capable of such strenuous activity?

56
00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:04,997
I'm suggesting that anybody
can forget how tough it is

57
00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:08,064
and maybe even forget
a few of the techniques.

58
00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:10,038
I haven't forgotten anything!

59
00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,044
Where in God's name is my knife?

60
00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:15,172
<i>Your knife? This knife? Is this
what you're looking for, Higgins?</i>

61
00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:16,978
<i>You know, you had this
with you the other day</i>

62
00:05:17,051 --> 00:05:18,313
<i>when you came to tell me
about the trip,</i>

63
00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:19,613
but you left it on the mantle.

64
00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,552
I guess you forgot it!

65
00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,549
The shortwave call letters?

66
00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:27,883
N-6...

67
00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,053
<i>Del, please!</i>

68
00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,494
<i>Mr. Higgins,
it's getting late,</i>

69
00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,532
and we still have to
go get the boys.

70
00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,332
N-6-D-V-Z.

71
00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:39,405
Call only in the event
of a global war.

72
00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,065
<i>Oh, I'll wait for you to call</i>

73
00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:44,872
in the event that you're hurt
or sick or just overly tired.

74
00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,684
It's on.

75
00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,319
<i>Yeah, I'm sure.</i>

76
00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:02,192
Nothing is gonna get Higgins
back here before Monday. Nothing.

77
00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,375
<i>You learn very quickly, Moki.</i>

78
00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,876
I've done this before.
My dad showed me how.

79
00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,469
He's an avid survivalist?

80
00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,544
<i>Well, yeah, sort of.</i>

81
00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,887
<i>You need help with
the thatching, Clint?</i>

82
00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,320
All I need is something to eat!

83
00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,915
I still don't see why we
didn't bring some food along.

84
00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,084
Because the purpose of the trip

85
00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,094
is to take what we need
from the environment.

86
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Self-reliance
breeds self-esteem.

87
00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:38,824
<i>Well said, Mr. Higgins.</i>

88
00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:42,130
Right. You guys can learn
a lot from Mr. Higgins.

89
00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:45,660
<i>You know, he once survived
alone in the jungle for nine days</i>

90
00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,536
and then captured
an enemy patrol?

91
00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,769
No kidding! VCs?

92
00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:53,838
<i>What? Oh, no, they were Japanese
soldiers. The Second World War.</i>

93
00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,514
<i>I'll go get some firewood,
Mr. Haynes.</i>

94
00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,387
<i>You're to be commended
for your initiative, Doug.</i>

95
00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:06,949
<i>Oh, he's got the jump on us.</i>

96
00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,120
He's made one of
these trips before.

97
00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,539
<i>Firearms on the trip,
Mr. Haynes?</i>

98
00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,651
I thought these boys
had your complete trust.

99
00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,719
<i>Oh, they do. I just bring this
along in case we can't trap any food.</i>

100
00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,781
It's just a rabbit rifle.

101
00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,131
<i>You don't, by any chance...</i>

102
00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:54,741
I mean... I seem to have lost
Irene McDonald's phone number.

103
00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,299
<i>You don't happen
to have it, do you?</i>

104
00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:03,509
<i>Well, I know she told you not to
give it to me, but that was years ago.</i>

105
00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,009
<i>I mean,</i>

106
00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,518
<i>she was a little angry
at the moment,</i>

107
00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,748
but I'm sure
that's water under the bridge.

108
00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:11,683
<i>Oh, now wait!
Russell, wait.</i>

109
00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,590
<i>You know, I promised you
never to tell what happened</i>

110
00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,154
<i>at the Founder's Day picnic
in '82, didn't I?</i>

111
00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:22,435
<i>No, I never said
that I changed my mind,</i>

112
00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,136
but if I had
that phone number...

113
00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:27,799
Yeah.

114
00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:32,872
I got it. Thanks.

115
00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,180
<i>Hi, this is...</i>

116
00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,517
This is Irene's machine.

117
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:12,977
Hi.

118
00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:15,716
It's me.

119
00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:21,922
How would you like to
let bygones be bygones?

120
00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,526
<i>Well, I was giving
a little party</i>

121
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,761
<i>for some old friends, and...</i>

122
00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,097
Do you think maybe

123
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:34,101
you'd like to be
in that category again?

124
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,709
<i>Give me a call back, okay?</i>

125
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,715
<i>MOKl: Where'd you learn about this
monkey vine thing, Mr. Higgins?</i>

126
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,280
In the Fiji Islands.
Some years ago

127
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,156
I happened to see an old man trolling the sea

128
00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,752
with one long strand
of monkey vine.

129
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:01,560
<i>To my amazement, a fish followed
the vine to the water's edge,</i>

130
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,262
where the old man speared it.

131
00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:05,430
He explained to me
that certain marine species

132
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:08,269
are irresistibly attracted
to the monkey vine.

133
00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:12,472
<i>Later I decided that a net made of
the vine would prove more practical,</i>

134
00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,878
and my theory
was indeed correct.

135
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:18,150
<i>Oh, well,
I learned it from my dad.</i>

136
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,947
He saw it in an old movie.

137
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,749
<i>Really? Well,</i>

138
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,985
<i>if you'll catch on to the
safety line, Moki, I'll cast out.</i>

139
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:33,188
<i>Odd, I don't remember my
other nets being this heavy.</i>

140
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,768
Maybe we put
too many rocks on it.

141
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:39,704
<i>No, no, no, I'm... I'm sure
the net is weighted properly.</i>

142
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,942
I can manage.

143
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,129
Mr. Higgins!

144
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,264
Mr. Higgins!

145
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,457
Are you okay?

146
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,630
<i>I'm telling you, he's gonna wake
up and realize what's happening,</i>

147
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,198
and he's gonna come
back here and kill us.

148
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:20,440
<i>Besides, we don't even have
a reason for having a party.</i>

149
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:23,415
No reason? When's the last time
Higgins went away for the weekend?

150
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,576
<i>What's going on, Rick? I
thought you were all for this?</i>

151
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,450
<i>Yeah, well, I was,
until I talked to Marge.</i>

152
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,853
Marge?

153
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,489
<i>Yeah, Marge.</i>

154
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,160
<i>She hates big parties, Thomas.</i>

155
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,990
You know what Marge means to me.

156
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:39,191
<i>No. No, I don't. You only
met her two weeks ago.</i>

157
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,234
Yo! Anybody around?

158
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,970
What is all of this?

159
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,904
<i>Hey, we're using the main house!
We're gonna need the space.</i>

160
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:50,238
<i>Yeah, that's what I came
to talk to you about.</i>

161
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,444
<i>You know, I think we ought
to reconsider this party idea.</i>

162
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,545
Reconsider?
It's tomorrow!

163
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,181
I don't understand.

164
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,345
I thought you guys
really wanted to have it.

165
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,879
<i>When's the last time we had a big,
all-day party with the old gang?</i>

166
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,323
I don't remember.

167
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,159
<i>That's the point. I mean,
maybe there is no old gang.</i>

168
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,892
<i>I mean, maybe everybody's
busy these days</i>

169
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,059
doing more important things
than partying.

170
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,263
<i>We're all too busy.
I mean, that's the point.</i>

171
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,102
<i>We've forgotten how to
relax, even for just a day.</i>

172
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,768
<i>T. C., don't back out on me.
I got tons of people coming.</i>

173
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,641
Tons? How many is that?

174
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,373
Tons! Twelve.

175
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,980
But I got nine maybes.

176
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,087
<i>Yeah, and how many
turn-downs?</i>

177
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,479
<i>Seventeen, twenty. What
difference does that make?</i>

178
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,286
There's a lot of people
I haven't reached yet.

179
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,589
We could have 50
by tomorrow morning.

180
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,222
Sure.

181
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,198
I'm for canceling.
I can still save a job.

182
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,733
Save a job?

183
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,863
Save a job?

184
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,803
<i>That's all that really
matters anymore, isn't it?</i>

185
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,737
<i>I mean, we're so mature
and responsible,</i>

186
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:02,043
we can't do anything
that doesn't involve business.

187
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,140
<i>I don't believe this.
I mean, you guys</i>

188
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:07,812
<i>are always complaining about
having to work all of the time,</i>

189
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:11,051
about never having a day
to just check out.

190
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,457
So I come up with a whole day

191
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:17,929
<i>where we don't have to do
anything but enjoy ourselves,</i>

192
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,391
and you guys back out on me.

193
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,739
<i>Okay, drinks and ice
at 10:00.</i>

194
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,902
<i>I'll take care of Marge
and the food,</i>

195
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,972
but you gotta take care of
Higgins when he sees this joint.

196
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,881
Will you stop?
He's not coming back.

197
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,476
<i>Yeah, Orville.</i>

198
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,146
<i>After what Thomas told him,</i>

199
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,782
Higgins would have to have
pneumonia and two broken legs

200
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,850
before he'd even think
about coming back early.

201
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,733
<i>Calling N-6-D-B-Z.</i>

202
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,796
<i>Higgins? Higgins, come
on, I know you're there.</i>

203
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,671
<i>Look, I don't want to push this,</i>

204
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,768
<i>but I've set up Robin's shortwave
and I'm leaving it on all the time,</i>

205
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,974
<i>just in case of global
war. Seriously, Higgins.</i>

206
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,385
<i>Sorry, lads.
Where was I?</i>

207
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,717
<i>Ah, yes, Abdul Ben Bashi.</i>

208
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:25,658
<i>Well, being of the desert,
he had never tasted fish</i>

209
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,826
and presumed that we had
cooked his pet iguanas.

210
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,366
He ordered that we be stripped
and baked in the sun until dead.

211
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:34,938
What happened?

212
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:39,570
<i>Well, in deference to the modesty of
his wives, we asked not to be stripped.</i>

213
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,510
<i>Yes, well, I'm sure you've heard
equally interesting anecdotes</i>

214
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,283
about the war from your fathers.

215
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:55,420
<i>Well, actually, Mr. Higgins, my
father was born after that war,</i>

216
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,889
but I heard some great stories
about it from my grandfather.

217
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,436
<i>How's your head,
Mr. Higgins?</i>

218
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,905
What? Something wrong
with your head?

219
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,407
<i>Well, he was
casting out a net and...</i>

220
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,036
And slipped. I'm fine now.
It doesn't bear discussing.

221
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,808
<i>Moki, didn't you tell me that
your father saw action in the war?</i>

222
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,850
<i>Huh? Oh, yeah,
in lots of them!</i>

223
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,852
He was an Airborne Ranger
in Nam.

224
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,114
<i>Sure, Moki.</i>

225
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:25,453
<i>He was! And when I get out, he's gonna
take me to all the places he fought.</i>

226
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,021
<i>Yeah, if they ever let him out.</i>

227
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:33,563
<i>Hey, that's enough! That's
enough! Now knock it off!</i>

228
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,893
<i>Clint, go get some firewood.</i>

229
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,984
<i>Perhaps we should go
collect some as well, Moki.</i>

230
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:14,971
But it's true. My dad is a
hero. He got a medal and...

231
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:19,740
<i>Moki, I believe you, but I think
it best that we forget the incident.</i>

232
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,312
<i>And, if you don't mind,</i>

233
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:28,252
we might keep the fishing
incident just between us as well.

234
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,353
Doug!

235
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,188
What?

236
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,326
I had to do it!

237
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,031
Let's get out of here!

238
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,296
Mr. Haynes...

239
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,803
What...

240
00:17:14,817 --> 00:17:16,409
<i>I know what you're thinking.</i>

241
00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:18,316
<i>But this time you're wrong.</i>

242
00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:21,413
<i>Okay, maybe I had gone a
little too far with Higgins,</i>

243
00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:25,426
<i>pressing him to the point where I knew
he wouldn't come home unexpectedly,</i>

244
00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:28,657
<i>and ruin what promised to be
a very enjoyable weekend bash.</i>

245
00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:38,101
<i>But sometimes with Higgins you have to
go too far just to make sure it takes.</i>

246
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:43,211
<i>On the other hand, I was beginning
to detect just the slightest twinge</i>

247
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,976
<i>of something that could be
interpreted as a touch of guilt,</i>

248
00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:51,342
<i>which was beginning to get in the way of
all the fun I was supposed to be having.</i>

249
00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:55,618
Sam. Thomas Magnum.

250
00:17:56,926 --> 00:17:59,952
<i>Yeah, it has been a while.
Listen, did you get my message?</i>

251
00:18:00,363 --> 00:18:02,297
Done! This is the last load.

252
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,624
Really? Congratulations.

253
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,332
<i>Thanks. Now, you mind
giving me a hand?</i>

254
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:10,065
We're running out of time.

255
00:18:10,139 --> 00:18:13,040
<i>Of course I'm sorry
you can't make it, but...</i>

256
00:18:13,109 --> 00:18:15,577
<i>Yeah, give me a call,
Sam. Bye.</i>

257
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:21,072
Sam Makini is finishing
his thesis this weekend.

258
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:23,482
Did you know he's getting
a master's in physics?

259
00:18:23,552 --> 00:18:25,383
<i>Ah, that's terrific.</i>

260
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:36,127
<i>I know we got less than an hour. Did
you set up the table in the living room?</i>

261
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,893
<i>Yeah. I just hope
everybody's careful.</i>

262
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:40,993
<i>Higgins will kill me if there
are food stains on the rug.</i>

263
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:43,630
<i>I worked things out with
Marge. She's stopping by later.</i>

264
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,503
<i>Good. We've got
too many guys.</i>

265
00:18:45,574 --> 00:18:46,973
<i>Have you seen Rita Clark lately?</i>

266
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,101
<i>I can't seem to reach her.</i>

267
00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:52,079
<i>Forget it! Rita's got her real estate
license. Saturday's her big day.</i>

268
00:18:56,318 --> 00:18:57,785
What about Dana Prescott?

269
00:18:57,853 --> 00:18:59,514
I reached
her ex-landlady.

270
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:02,284
Dana moved back to Portland
to pick up her teaching career.

271
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:05,486
Okay. I've got a vanload full of liquids

272
00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:07,990
that I need some help with.

273
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,964
I guess after that we're ready.

274
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:11,056
You gotta be kidding.

275
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,158
We've got a lot of work to
do here before the doors open.

276
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,600
Before the doors open?

277
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,399
<i>Rick, we're not having
a luncheon at the Club.</i>

278
00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:18,030
We're having a party
for old friends.

279
00:19:18,107 --> 00:19:20,268
<i>Thomas, it just so happens
that some of those old friends</i>

280
00:19:20,342 --> 00:19:21,366
<i>are charter members of the Club,</i>

281
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:24,709
and I can't afford to give
them a sloppy food setup.

282
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,487
MOKl: Where the hell
did that come from?

283
00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:36,449
You lead!

284
00:20:46,262 --> 00:20:47,957
<i>Al. Thomas.</i>

285
00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:50,688
Thomas Magnum.

286
00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:54,702
<i>Well, no, I didn't leave
my last name on the message.</i>

287
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:57,068
I thought you'd know who it was.

288
00:20:57,273 --> 00:21:00,731
<i>You can? That's great.
Okay, I'll see you then.</i>

289
00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:04,276
Al Cleary is on his way over.

290
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,870
<i>Al Cleary? Thomas,
don't you remember</i>

291
00:21:05,981 --> 00:21:07,278
what Al Cleary's like
at parties?

292
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,614
<i>Yeah, he hits on every girl there
while balancing bottles on his nose.</i>

293
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,280
<i>Well, we haven't seen him in a
long time. Maybe he's changed.</i>

294
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,947
Everybody else has.

295
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,652
<i>Besides, he puts us
over 20 guests.</i>

296
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,495
<i>Oh, if it's just numbers
that we're after,</i>

297
00:21:20,563 --> 00:21:23,396
then there are some clients
I'd like to invite. Clients?

298
00:21:23,465 --> 00:21:26,366
<i>Yeah, cargo shippers,
travel agents...</i>

299
00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:29,802
<i>T. C., we agreed to take the
whole weekend off. No business!</i>

300
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,432
<i>Yeah, but I didn't agree
not to think about business.</i>

301
00:21:33,309 --> 00:21:35,470
<i>You know, T. C.,
you got a point there.</i>

302
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,910
I could invite
all my produce suppliers.

303
00:21:39,315 --> 00:21:43,183
<i>Guys, we're getting away from
the whole purpose of this.</i>

304
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:48,415
Why? We can't relax and
save money at the same time?

305
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:50,720
<i>I mean, a couple of clients
and all this food and drink</i>

306
00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:52,226
can become one big
tax write-off.

307
00:21:52,294 --> 00:21:54,762
No! We are having
20 old friends over!

308
00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:57,829
Twenty-one! Hello?

309
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,768
Robin?

310
00:22:09,111 --> 00:22:11,636
<i>No, Higgins
isn't here. Why?</i>

311
00:22:11,714 --> 00:22:13,375
<i>Hello, Robin's Nest.</i>

312
00:22:13,449 --> 00:22:16,145
<i>Hey, Donna, yeah,
it's Rick! How you doing?</i>

313
00:22:16,218 --> 00:22:19,085
<i>Robin, Higgins said
that that was next Saturday.</i>

314
00:22:19,154 --> 00:22:21,179
<i>No, no, it's today!
Right now!</i>

315
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,918
Didn't Thomas explain
that in his message?

316
00:22:22,992 --> 00:22:24,619
<i>Well, I guess I misunderstood.</i>

317
00:22:25,227 --> 00:22:27,320
I'm sure Higgins
has everything ready.

318
00:22:27,396 --> 00:22:29,864
We're about to start
right now! Are you coming?

319
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,162
<i>That's terrific!
Okay, bye, Donna!</i>

320
00:22:32,234 --> 00:22:34,099
Right. Robin. Bye.

321
00:22:34,169 --> 00:22:37,036
<i>Hey, Donna Lee and her roommate
are coming. That makes 22!</i>

322
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,165
Great! What did
Robin want?

323
00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:41,675
His house.
Our whole party's off.

324
00:22:43,045 --> 00:22:44,376
It's what?

325
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,207
Calling N-6-D-B-Z.
Come in.

326
00:22:48,717 --> 00:22:50,708
<i>N-6-D-B-Z, come in.</i>

327
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,254
<i>Higgins, please answer.
You're in big trouble.</i>

328
00:22:53,889 --> 00:22:55,186
<i>Higgins!</i>

329
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,492
Higgins?
Come on.

330
00:22:59,028 --> 00:23:00,655
We don't want to kill you!

331
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,899
We just want to
talk this thing out!

332
00:23:06,735 --> 00:23:08,635
<i>I'm sure he's gonna
believe you, Doug.</i>

333
00:23:08,704 --> 00:23:10,968
You think he doesn't know we've
been gunning for him all night?

334
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,905
<i>Yeah, he's outsmarted us good.</i>

335
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,944
All the traps and these
paths that lead to nowhere.

336
00:23:16,011 --> 00:23:17,842
Shut up!
Just drop it!

337
00:23:17,913 --> 00:23:21,610
No! We ought to stop looking
for him and find that damn raft!

338
00:23:21,684 --> 00:23:23,413
Forget the raft!
It's gone.

339
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,577
<i>Now, somebody took it.</i>

340
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,644
Are you sure you remember where you hid it?

341
00:23:26,722 --> 00:23:29,623
<i>I mean, it's been a month
since you've been here before.</i>

342
00:23:29,692 --> 00:23:31,819
<i>Yes, I'm sure.
It's gone.</i>

343
00:23:32,061 --> 00:23:35,292
<i>Look, we'll make another raft,</i>

344
00:23:35,364 --> 00:23:37,457
after we get Higgins.
Okay?

345
00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:41,964
Sure. Anybody here know
how to build one?

346
00:23:43,872 --> 00:23:45,271
Never mind.

347
00:23:45,574 --> 00:23:49,032
<i>Probably gonna starve
before we find him, anyway.</i>

348
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,570
MOKl: We gotta
get back to camp!

349
00:23:51,814 --> 00:23:54,282
There's lots of roots
and stuff back there.

350
00:23:58,954 --> 00:24:00,319
<i>Doug, shoot!
Quick!</i>

351
00:24:05,427 --> 00:24:09,523
Great shooting! Give me that
thing! I can't do any worse!

352
00:24:23,112 --> 00:24:25,012
Let's go back to camp.

353
00:24:38,961 --> 00:24:40,451
<i>Higgins got it!</i>

354
00:24:40,529 --> 00:24:43,498
The net's gone! He's got the fishing net!

355
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:46,932
<i>Well, keep searching! He couldn't
have dragged everything off!</i>

356
00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:48,299
Then who did?

357
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:50,497
We can't make it
out here without food.

358
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,005
We gotta start making a raft!

359
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,975
<i>No! Look, we can't leave
Higgins here alive.</i>

360
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,503
Me and Moki can.

361
00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:59,877
We didn't have nothing
to do with killing Haynes.

362
00:24:59,948 --> 00:25:02,178
You guys are in it
as much as me.

363
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,185
You were both in on the escape!

364
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:06,312
Maybe that's not how the cops'll look at it.

365
00:25:08,290 --> 00:25:09,882
You ready to find out?

366
00:25:12,961 --> 00:25:14,952
<i>Well, then come up with a plan!</i>

367
00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:17,624
Higgins could run us
around this island for days.

368
00:25:21,170 --> 00:25:22,728
Or he could make a mistake.

369
00:25:35,184 --> 00:25:36,981
<i>Damn, that smells good!</i>

370
00:25:37,052 --> 00:25:39,748
Keep your mind on business.
It's gotta be a trap.

371
00:25:39,822 --> 00:25:41,813
<i>If it is, it's a good one.</i>

372
00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,476
<i>Shoot him, Clint!</i>

373
00:26:07,549 --> 00:26:08,811
Shoot him!

374
00:26:08,884 --> 00:26:10,442
Shoot him!

375
00:26:24,252 --> 00:26:26,686
<i>Higgins?
Higgins, come in.</i>

376
00:26:28,603 --> 00:26:30,434
<i>Higgins, come on.
I know you're there.</i>

377
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,336
He's not gonna answer.

378
00:26:32,407 --> 00:26:34,432
We're gonna have
to go over there.

379
00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:36,033
He's just being stubborn.

380
00:26:36,645 --> 00:26:37,634
Robin's Nest.

381
00:26:37,712 --> 00:26:39,703
<i>Calling N-6-D-B-Z.
Come in, please.</i>

382
00:26:39,781 --> 00:26:41,043
He's busy right now.

383
00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:44,517
<i>Higgins, this is no joke. Answer
the radio. It's for your own good.</i>

384
00:26:44,586 --> 00:26:46,019
<i>Oh, no.
He called that off.</i>

385
00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:49,545
Is anybody there? I need to
speak to Jonathan Quayle Higgins.

386
00:26:49,624 --> 00:26:51,683
<i>Oh, I'm sorry, but I
really can't interrupt him.</i>

387
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,490
<i>N-6-D-B-Z. Anybody?
Come in, please.</i>

388
00:26:55,497 --> 00:26:56,691
<i>Okay, I'll tell him.</i>

389
00:26:56,765 --> 00:26:58,164
N-6-D-B-Z!

390
00:26:58,233 --> 00:26:59,632
L- R-E-N-E.

391
00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,032
Come in. I got it. Thanks.

392
00:27:01,102 --> 00:27:03,366
McDonald? Wait! Irene.

393
00:27:05,407 --> 00:27:06,533
She's not home.

394
00:27:06,608 --> 00:27:07,734
I'm gonna leave a message.

395
00:27:07,842 --> 00:27:10,902
She's on her way to Nairobi
on a scientific expedition.

396
00:27:10,979 --> 00:27:14,210
But she said that she might call
you when she gets back in two years.

397
00:27:14,582 --> 00:27:16,675
Let's go.
We'll take the chopper.

398
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:24,157
<i>All right, Higgins,
this is your last chance.</i>

399
00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:25,658
<i>Where are you?</i>

400
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,218
<i>I repeat, where are you?</i>

401
00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:57,317
<i>No, Moki, please.</i>

402
00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,617
It's all right.

403
00:28:01,629 --> 00:28:04,029
I thought I was in a tomb.

404
00:28:04,332 --> 00:28:06,459
A cave on the far side
of the island.

405
00:28:07,135 --> 00:28:09,262
You've been asleep
for several hours.

406
00:28:10,505 --> 00:28:11,995
I really hurt.

407
00:28:13,174 --> 00:28:14,698
Am I gonna be okay?

408
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:18,177
<i>Yes, but you must
remain perfectly still.</i>

409
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,308
Forever?

410
00:28:20,648 --> 00:28:22,115
<i>No, of course not.</i>

411
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:27,046
It's just that you mustn't exert yourself
until we can get you to a hospital.

412
00:28:50,945 --> 00:28:52,276
Here.

413
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:01,819
It seems that I owe you
a debt of gratitude.

414
00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,486
Why did you try to stop Doug?

415
00:29:06,294 --> 00:29:09,058
There wasn't supposed
to be any killing.

416
00:29:09,297 --> 00:29:10,696
<i>Mr. Haynes,</i>

417
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,994
you,

418
00:29:13,735 --> 00:29:14,997
anybody.

419
00:29:15,303 --> 00:29:17,464
You planned an escape?

420
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:22,901
<i>Doug and Clint, they wanted to go to Canada.</i>

421
00:29:24,078 --> 00:29:26,603
I just wanted to
get to San Diego

422
00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:28,975
to spring my dad.

423
00:29:29,450 --> 00:29:31,418
<i>Moki, if your father's
in prison...</i>

424
00:29:31,486 --> 00:29:32,851
No!

425
00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:37,182
He's in a VA ward.

426
00:29:40,161 --> 00:29:43,688
I got nine months for
springing him out of Pearl.

427
00:29:45,233 --> 00:29:48,498
He just wants to live out
in the jungle on his own.

428
00:29:49,737 --> 00:29:52,035
There's nothing wrong with that.

429
00:29:55,944 --> 00:29:57,275
Is there?

430
00:29:59,981 --> 00:30:01,949
<i>Your father will be fine, Moki.</i>

431
00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:04,777
Now you must get some rest.

432
00:30:06,354 --> 00:30:08,788
You'll be safe here
until I return.

433
00:30:14,262 --> 00:30:15,854
Where are you going?

434
00:30:16,030 --> 00:30:19,261
I presume Doug still has a
good supply of ammunition?

435
00:30:19,601 --> 00:30:22,434
<i>Four, five boxes.</i>

436
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,394
I'm not sure.

437
00:30:24,472 --> 00:30:26,565
That's at least 250 rounds.

438
00:30:27,175 --> 00:30:30,770
I have to go and find him
again before he finds us.

439
00:30:57,372 --> 00:31:00,170
<i>You choked, man. You had the perfect shot.</i>

440
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,911
<i>Come on, Doug. I've never
shot at anybody before.</i>

441
00:31:05,146 --> 00:31:07,376
<i>Yeah, well, you still haven't.</i>

442
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:11,814
So how come I'm facing a
murder rap? Maybe two with Moki.

443
00:31:11,886 --> 00:31:13,478
And we're still after Higgins?

444
00:31:13,554 --> 00:31:15,852
How many people
are we gonna kill?

445
00:31:15,924 --> 00:31:18,051
You think I'm enjoying this?

446
00:31:19,193 --> 00:31:22,219
I didn't have any choice.
I had to kill Haynes.

447
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,662
Why did you have to?

448
00:31:23,731 --> 00:31:25,699
<i>I mean, what happened, exactly?</i>

449
00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:27,928
<i>I wasn't there, remember?</i>

450
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,607
Come on.

451
00:31:41,582 --> 00:31:43,379
<i>We don't know
that it's Higgins' fault.</i>

452
00:31:43,451 --> 00:31:45,544
<i>Robin can be the one
who's wrong about the date.</i>

453
00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:47,178
<i>I don't care who's at fault.</i>

454
00:31:47,255 --> 00:31:49,416
<i>What I do care about
is the money that I laid out</i>

455
00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:53,051
<i>for this stupid party
and the tab for this flight.</i>

456
00:32:02,136 --> 00:32:05,697
<i>Look, I'm sure Higgins
will be glad to pay you.</i>

457
00:32:05,773 --> 00:32:09,072
It's better than being in
trouble with Robin. Higgins!

458
00:32:09,143 --> 00:32:12,044
Did you say that Robin
was bringing 12 guests?

459
00:32:12,113 --> 00:32:13,842
<i>T. C., you made your point.</i>

460
00:32:13,915 --> 00:32:17,351
Twelve. Now I wonder why
that number sticks in my mind.

461
00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:21,852
<i>Ah, yes. I was once going to
cancel a party for 12 people.</i>

462
00:32:21,923 --> 00:32:23,550
Higgins!

463
00:32:23,624 --> 00:32:26,184
<i>But somebody said,
"No!"</i>

464
00:32:26,427 --> 00:32:29,225
That 12 is going
to turn into 50.

465
00:32:30,598 --> 00:32:33,761
Fifty old friends coming
to a time warp party.

466
00:32:33,835 --> 00:32:36,030
That's not what I had in mind.

467
00:32:57,692 --> 00:32:59,557
<i>Magnum, this radio is...</i>

468
00:33:05,299 --> 00:33:07,062
I'm calling the Coast Guard.

469
00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:10,901
Higgins!

470
00:33:11,873 --> 00:33:13,067
Thomas!

471
00:33:24,118 --> 00:33:26,211
Somebody stripped the radio.

472
00:33:26,854 --> 00:33:29,584
How far will you
have to fly to get help?

473
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:32,825
<i>Not far, if I could fly.</i>

474
00:33:33,194 --> 00:33:35,219
The engine igniter's gone.

475
00:33:35,897 --> 00:33:38,457
<i>Man, we are stuck here
until we find it.</i>

476
00:33:58,019 --> 00:34:00,453
<i>Look, Al,
you've all got to leave.</i>

477
00:34:00,521 --> 00:34:01,852
We gotta get this place
cleaned up.

478
00:34:01,923 --> 00:34:04,050
I got Robin Masters
and 12 guests coming.

479
00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,821
Great. You got another
cooler of beer anywhere?

480
00:34:07,261 --> 00:34:08,853
Maybe in the fridge?

481
00:34:08,930 --> 00:34:10,864
<i>Maybe, you never know.</i>

482
00:34:11,599 --> 00:34:14,500
Why hasn't Thomas and T.C.
Called? It's been five hours.

483
00:34:14,836 --> 00:34:15,928
Rick?

484
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:19,667
<i>Marge! Marge, honey. I'm sorry
that I made you wait so long.</i>

485
00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:20,968
<i>Oh, that's okay.</i>

486
00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:24,273
Al Cleary has been keeping me
and everyone else entertained.

487
00:34:24,345 --> 00:34:27,678
Yeah. Did you know that he could
balance a bottle on his nose?

488
00:34:27,748 --> 00:34:29,807
<i>Only when I'm happy,
which I'm not.</i>

489
00:34:29,884 --> 00:34:31,442
We've got big problems.

490
00:34:31,519 --> 00:34:33,248
<i>Plenty of beer, there's no ice.</i>

491
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:36,290
Ice! That is the biggest worry
of your life? Ice?

492
00:34:36,357 --> 00:34:38,291
<i>Yeah, it's Saturday.</i>

493
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,793
<i>What's happened to you, Rick?</i>

494
00:34:40,895 --> 00:34:44,296
<i>I don't know. I'm sorry, I...</i>

495
00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:51,200
<i>I really haven't been
feeling really good today, Al.</i>

496
00:34:51,272 --> 00:34:53,240
I had this headache

497
00:34:53,307 --> 00:34:56,242
and this sore throat.

498
00:34:56,310 --> 00:35:00,007
I'm getting these funny
little lumps underneath...

499
00:35:00,081 --> 00:35:01,275
Lumps?

500
00:35:01,816 --> 00:35:03,443
Mump lumps?

501
00:35:04,452 --> 00:35:06,977
<i>They can do terrible things
to a mature, adult male.</i>

502
00:35:07,054 --> 00:35:09,147
<i>Well, then you
won't have to worry.</i>

503
00:35:10,258 --> 00:35:12,749
<i>I really enjoyed it,
Rick. Gotta go!</i>

504
00:35:12,827 --> 00:35:14,089
Goodbye.

505
00:35:14,162 --> 00:35:15,424
Bye-bye.

506
00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:21,194
Feeling better?

507
00:35:21,269 --> 00:35:24,705
<i>I will, just as soon as I reach
Burbank, California Airport.</i>

508
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,011
An elephant could have
done less damage.

509
00:35:31,078 --> 00:35:33,444
Somebody definitely doesn't
want these trails missed.

510
00:35:33,514 --> 00:35:34,708
Higgins?

511
00:35:34,782 --> 00:35:37,182
<i>Yeah, maybe, or maybe
the kids made these paths.</i>

512
00:35:37,251 --> 00:35:38,775
They could be running
from somebody.

513
00:35:38,853 --> 00:35:41,287
And so could he. Let's just
hope he's still able to run.

514
00:35:41,355 --> 00:35:43,721
<i>Yeah, well, pick a path.
I'll take the other.</i>

515
00:36:04,378 --> 00:36:06,005
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

516
00:36:10,184 --> 00:36:11,674
You all right?

517
00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:13,915
<i>You okay, T. C?</i>

518
00:36:22,279 --> 00:36:25,339
I distinctly recall
marking it on my calendar.

519
00:36:25,415 --> 00:36:26,973
Mr. Masters
was to arrive here

520
00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:29,382
next Saturday
afternoon at 3:00.

521
00:36:29,453 --> 00:36:32,115
Is it possible I forgot some
change in the arrangements?

522
00:36:32,189 --> 00:36:34,350
<i>Higgins, is that really
important right now?</i>

523
00:36:34,424 --> 00:36:37,291
We've got to find Thomas and
let him know what's going on.

524
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:38,953
<i>Yes, I'll go search for him.</i>

525
00:36:39,029 --> 00:36:40,553
<i>No, we'll both go,
but in different directions.</i>

526
00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:43,566
<i>No, you're to stay here and continue
to apply comfrey to your wound.</i>

527
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,192
<i>Higgins, I'm okay.</i>

528
00:36:46,503 --> 00:36:48,471
<i>No, you are not okay at all.</i>

529
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:50,564
You have a highly inflamed gastrocnemius

530
00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:52,700
with a sympathetic
rectus femoris.

531
00:36:53,977 --> 00:36:56,377
Not to mention that someone
must stay here with Moki.

532
00:36:56,446 --> 00:36:57,913
What are his chances?

533
00:36:57,981 --> 00:37:00,040
That depends on how quickly
we get him to a hospital.

534
00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:01,414
<i>Yeah, okay.</i>

535
00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:03,510
The fork in that path
that I told you about

536
00:37:03,587 --> 00:37:04,781
is your best shot
for finding Magnum.

537
00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:07,221
<i>T. C., I've been exploring
this island for nearly 24 hours.</i>

538
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:10,226
<i>If you don't mind,
I'll plot my own course.</i>

539
00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:13,092
A net? What are you
gonna do with that?

540
00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:16,090
Better than I did yesterday.

541
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,567
You've been out a long time.

542
00:37:27,978 --> 00:37:30,344
I didn't mean
to hit you so hard.

543
00:37:35,652 --> 00:37:38,280
Why didn't you give Haynes
the same consideration?

544
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:41,115
Can you fly that chopper?

545
00:37:41,692 --> 00:37:44,889
<i>Nobody can fly it right now,
or I guess you know that.</i>

546
00:37:45,295 --> 00:37:48,423
One of you must have
done time for car-stripping.

547
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,167
Where's Higgins?

548
00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:53,032
Can you fly the chopper or not?

549
00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:59,205
I don't think it'd be very
smart of me to answer you.

550
00:37:59,776 --> 00:38:03,303
<i>You'll shoot me now if I can't
fly it, or later if I can.</i>

551
00:38:03,647 --> 00:38:06,138
<i>No, you're wrong
and we can pay you!</i>

552
00:38:06,516 --> 00:38:08,381
Doug's got 30...
Clint!

553
00:38:11,154 --> 00:38:12,621
Thirty what?

554
00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:15,417
<i>$30,000?</i>

555
00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:18,124
<i>Oh, come on.
What are you hiding?</i>

556
00:38:18,228 --> 00:38:21,061
I didn't figure you earned it parking cars.

557
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:25,796
<i>No, I got four counts
of robbery.</i>

558
00:38:28,338 --> 00:38:32,035
They're transferring me to
Federal when I turn 18 this year.

559
00:38:32,242 --> 00:38:35,040
Would you wanna sit in a
cell till you turned 27?

560
00:38:35,112 --> 00:38:37,910
<i>No, I guess not,
not with $30,000 waiting.</i>

561
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,450
That's a lot of money
for one person.

562
00:38:57,534 --> 00:38:59,092
<i>Doug, we got no choice!</i>

563
00:38:59,169 --> 00:39:01,694
No! You shouldn't have
told him about my money!

564
00:39:35,205 --> 00:39:36,297
Moki?

565
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:54,555
<i>$10,000 cash,
when you drop us in Maui.</i>

566
00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:58,987
<i>If you don't mind my asking,</i>

567
00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:03,229
were you really dumb enough not to
have an escape plan until we showed up?

568
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:04,665
<i>No, we had a plan.</i>

569
00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:07,568
<i>Doug hid a life raft when he
made one of these trips before,</i>

570
00:40:08,205 --> 00:40:09,763
but we couldn't find it.

571
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:14,038
<i>You brought a life raft, and Haynes
didn't ask you anything about it?</i>

572
00:40:16,446 --> 00:40:19,279
<i>Well, he didn't know. It was
folded up and hidden in a bag.</i>

573
00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:21,675
They'd have found it
at the dock!

574
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:24,346
They search all the prisoners
before they let us on the boat.

575
00:40:24,421 --> 00:40:26,787
But they never search
the counselor's stuff.

576
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:30,187
<i>What happened, Doug?</i>

577
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:32,558
<i>Haynes didn't leave the raft
where he promised,</i>

578
00:40:32,629 --> 00:40:35,928
or maybe he didn't bring it at
all? Double cross works both ways.

579
00:40:35,999 --> 00:40:37,557
How much was he supposed to get?

580
00:40:37,634 --> 00:40:40,159
<i>Oh, the amount
doesn't matter, Clint.</i>

581
00:40:40,570 --> 00:40:42,834
Not when you don't
plan to pay off.

582
00:40:42,906 --> 00:40:45,534
<i>That is why you shot him,
isn't it, Doug?</i>

583
00:40:48,578 --> 00:40:50,205
Can you fly a chopper?

584
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,372
<i>Doug, stop it!</i>

585
00:40:51,448 --> 00:40:53,211
<i>No, I'm gonna beat him!</i>

586
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,853
You!

587
00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:46,698
Got it out of the chopper
when I stripped the radio.

588
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:49,705
Thought I might need it
for skinning rabbits.

589
00:41:51,641 --> 00:41:53,802
<i>Thanks. Stay here, huh?</i>

590
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,805
You'll be all right.

591
00:43:02,245 --> 00:43:03,337
Doug!

592
00:43:33,910 --> 00:43:35,673
<i>Nice going, Higgins.</i>

593
00:43:35,745 --> 00:43:37,076
Thank you.

594
00:43:37,347 --> 00:43:41,340
It would have been a great pity
to have gone up there for nothing.

595
00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:50,317
Quarantine?

596
00:43:50,393 --> 00:43:53,294
<i>I'm really sorry, Higgins,
but I did reach Robin in time.</i>

597
00:43:53,430 --> 00:43:54,522
You did?

598
00:43:54,598 --> 00:43:56,998
<i>Yeah, when they... When they
stopped to refuel in Burbank.</i>

599
00:43:57,067 --> 00:43:59,433
Then he took off and went back
to New York with his friends.

600
00:43:59,502 --> 00:44:01,299
<i>Very quick thinking, Orville.</i>

601
00:44:01,371 --> 00:44:04,272
Right. So the kids
are back in jail?

602
00:44:04,341 --> 00:44:06,969
<i>Yes, and Moki will be fine,</i>

603
00:44:07,043 --> 00:44:10,240
thanks to T.C.'s
quick thinking.

604
00:44:10,513 --> 00:44:15,348
Quick thinking is a trait that
I've often admired in all of you.

605
00:44:22,926 --> 00:44:24,655
This is the big one!
You owe me!

606
00:44:24,728 --> 00:44:26,025
We cleaned everything up here!

607
00:44:26,096 --> 00:44:27,654
We didn't miss a thing.

608
00:44:27,731 --> 00:44:30,097
Marge! You're not supposed to be down here!

609
00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:32,259
<i>No, I guess you shouldn't.
Hi, Marge.</i>

610
00:44:32,502 --> 00:44:33,594
Hi.

611
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:37,003
<i>Guys, it doesn't look like
what it seems.</i>

612
00:44:37,073 --> 00:44:38,802
We were just too bushed
to drive home last night.

613
00:44:40,176 --> 00:44:41,165
Oh.

614
00:44:41,244 --> 00:44:42,643
We'll cover.

615
00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:44,038
Cover?

616
00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:47,606
<i>Get up there and get something on
before Higgins sees you, please!</i>

617
00:44:48,652 --> 00:44:49,880
I was correct.

618
00:44:49,953 --> 00:44:52,820
Mr. Masters was not due
here until next Saturday.

619
00:44:52,889 --> 00:44:56,757
<i>Good. Feel better now that you
know you weren't wrong, Higgins?</i>

620
00:44:57,093 --> 00:44:58,651
I'll feel better

621
00:44:58,895 --> 00:45:00,419
when you explain
the blonde nymph

622
00:45:00,497 --> 00:45:02,328
who just went upstairs
wearing my safari jacket.

623
00:45:03,099 --> 00:45:05,795
Perhaps she was still
here from yesterday?

624
00:45:06,469 --> 00:45:07,800
Yesterday?

625
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:10,669
<i>You did want to make sure that I
was gone for the weekend, didn't you?</i>

626
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:13,300
So you could have a gathering
of indolent jesting stock!

627
00:45:13,376 --> 00:45:15,367
<i>Oh, Higgins, you always
think the worst.</i>

628
00:45:15,445 --> 00:45:18,608
<i>Yeah. Who'd wanna spend a
pointless, all-day party anyway?</i>

629
00:45:18,682 --> 00:45:22,812
<i>Yes. People change, Higgins.
They get more mature.</i>

630
00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:24,319
Make adjustments.

631
00:45:28,958 --> 00:45:30,050
Yes.

632
00:45:31,961 --> 00:45:33,758
I suppose I don't accept

633
00:45:33,830 --> 00:45:36,355
the adjustments of age
terribly well.

634
00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:37,900
<i>Oh, really?</i>

635
00:45:38,601 --> 00:45:41,195
You made some great ones
out on that island.

636
00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,498
Thank you.

637
00:45:46,242 --> 00:45:49,609
And I'm pleased to learn
of your adjustments as well.

638
00:45:50,413 --> 00:45:52,938
You have truly decided
to abandon some of the more

639
00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:55,541
frivolous aspects
of your lifestyles.

640
00:45:57,787 --> 00:45:59,482
Are you giving up
tree-climbing?

641
00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:04,950
It's a strenuous feat
best left to the young.

642
00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:12,067
<i>However, I would try it again if
I deemed it absolutely necessary.</i>

643
00:46:12,702 --> 00:46:15,330
The same goes for
"frivolous aspects."

644
00:46:17,607 --> 00:46:19,234
Very commendable.

645
00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:23,045
<i>For that reason, I shall believe
that the young woman upstairs</i>

646
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:26,173
has a perfectly innocent
reason for being here.

647
00:46:26,583 --> 00:46:29,017
I think it best. It is
your jacket she's wearing.

648
00:46:31,388 --> 00:46:32,480
Yes.

649
00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:39,419
<i>And if I have dismissed you
all at times for being childish,</i>

650
00:46:40,830 --> 00:46:43,162
let me take
this opportunity to say

651
00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:44,825
I'm sorry and...

652
00:46:48,204 --> 00:46:51,002
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

653
00:46:59,015 --> 00:47:00,312
Higgins...

654
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:03,742
<i>Higgins, I can explain it.</i>


